Fourth Draft [Accidental Video/Action] Something about this isn't right...

[cuffmeonce]

[The video clicks on showing a slowly waking Rick Castle. He grumbles, shifts a little and attempts to turn over. That is when he discovers he's handcuffed. Okay, well this isn't an entirely unfamiliar scenario to him. After all, Beckett is prone to handcuffing him to objects in an attempt to keep him where she wants him. He scrubs a hand over his face, sits up a bit and examines the situation. Well...now that's a surprise and something entirely unfamiliar.

He's handcuffed to a person.

A person who isn't a beautiful woman.

In fact, he's handcuffed to someone who looks remarkably like him.

That's right, Rick Castle is handcuffed to Captain Hammer.

Cue some bellowing]

KATE!

What the hell?

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[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

placeholder btw bb

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

...Now I'm wondering if Kara has more powers than she told me about.

audio; placeholder because i need sleeeep

[thenormalsquint]

[Why yes, Castle, that is a snort of laughter you hear. Angela's laughing at you.]

I suspect this might be some lucky woman's day.

Action

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

"This is really not going to be easy." He sighed. It wasn't awful, granted, it would be better to be handcuffed to some hot chick, but at least it wasn't Horrible. Or worse, Raikov. "Did Kara actually do this?"

fffffffffff

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... Ah...

Re: placeholder btw bb

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

This is not funny. Where are the keys?

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[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Yeah not easy. Castle grumbles in response. "I don't know. I was betting on Kate."

Re: audio; placeholder because i need sleeeep

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

No, no. It would be a lucky woman's day if she were handcuffed to me. Instead I'm handcuffed to Captain Hammer!

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Re: fffffffffff

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

I know. I know. I'm attempting to get this undone.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

There are... two of you...?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Yesssssssss.

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Completely innocent huh?

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

NO, no no. There are not two of me. He just looks like me.

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

No.

Did you do this?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Nope, it's a curse. You won't get free until at least midnight.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Kara. Hello.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer!

HE H8 U

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raikov.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

The resemblance is amazing though. ... Are you twins?

HE WNT UR COX

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Hammer.

Action

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

"Ah. Kate, yes. She, too, seemed keen on the idea." Well, whoever the culprit, the faster they could get out of this. Unless it was a curse.

Oh, please, don't let it be a curse. "So. What shall we do until we figure out who did this?"

audio;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[You hear this voice? You hear how it sounds really similar to Castle's? Yeah. It's not. :|] You might suspect that, yes, but, then again, suspecting isn't always accurate.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Kate.

You also think Kara held true to her word?

NO. GTFO. DO NOT WANT. But you can go bother Castle all you want.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

There is a bit of an incident.