Fourth Draft [Accidental Video/Action] Something about this isn't right...

[cuffmeonce]

[The video clicks on showing a slowly waking Rick Castle. He grumbles, shifts a little and attempts to turn over. That is when he discovers he's handcuffed. Okay, well this isn't an entirely unfamiliar scenario to him. After all, Beckett is prone to handcuffing him to objects in an attempt to keep him where she wants him. He scrubs a hand over his face, sits up a bit and examines the situation. Well...now that's a surprise and something entirely unfamiliar.

He's handcuffed to a person.

A person who isn't a beautiful woman.

In fact, he's handcuffed to someone who looks remarkably like him.

That's right, Rick Castle is handcuffed to Captain Hammer.

Cue some bellowing]

KATE!

What the hell?

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[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

placeholder btw bb

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

...Now I'm wondering if Kara has more powers than she told me about.

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[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

This is not funny. Where are the keys?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Kate.

You also think Kara held true to her word?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh no Hammer. I was just making a joke. It's been one of those weekends again.

audio; placeholder because i need sleeeep

[thenormalsquint]

[Why yes, Castle, that is a snort of laughter you hear. Angela's laughing at you.]

I suspect this might be some lucky woman's day.

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[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

No, no. It would be a lucky woman's day if she were handcuffed to me. Instead I'm handcuffed to Captain Hammer!

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

No, see, this is why men will never get women. Two handsome twins in one bed? It's a God-given miracle.

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[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart. I am a very, very pretty man but there is no one that pretty.

audio;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[You hear this voice? You hear how it sounds really similar to Castle's? Yeah. It's not. :|] You might suspect that, yes, but, then again, suspecting isn't always accurate.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

I'm spot on accurate here. If you're selling tickets to the show, I'm buying.

[It might not be but hey, like she can tell the difference.]

Castle or the could be appropriately named Hammer?

Action

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

"This is really not going to be easy." He sighed. It wasn't awful, granted, it would be better to be handcuffed to some hot chick, but at least it wasn't Horrible. Or worse, Raikov. "Did Kara actually do this?"

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[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Yeah not easy. Castle grumbles in response. "I don't know. I was betting on Kate."

Action

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

"Ah. Kate, yes. She, too, seemed keen on the idea." Well, whoever the culprit, the faster they could get out of this. Unless it was a curse.

Oh, please, don't let it be a curse. "So. What shall we do until we figure out who did this?"

fffffffffff

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... Ah...

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[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

I know. I know. I'm attempting to get this undone.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

There are... two of you...?

HE H8 U

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raikov.

HE WNT UR COX

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Hammer.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Yesssssssss.

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

No.

Did you do this?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Nope, it's a curse. You won't get free until at least midnight.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Kara. Hello.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer!