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Fourth Draft [Accidental Video/Action] Something about this isn't right...

[The video clicks on showing a slowly waking Rick Castle. He grumbles, shifts a little and attempts to turn over. That is when he discovers he's handcuffed. Okay, well this isn't an entirely unfamiliar scenario to him. After all, Beckett is prone to handcuffing him to objects in an attempt to keep him where she wants him. He scrubs a hand over his face, sits up a bit and examines the situation. Well...now that's a surprise and something entirely unfamiliar.

He's handcuffed to a person.

A person who isn't a beautiful woman.

In fact, he's handcuffed to someone who looks remarkably like him.

That's right, Rick Castle is handcuffed to Captain Hammer.

Cue some bellowing]

KATE!

What the hell?

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[Why yes, Castle, that is a snort of laughter you hear. Angela's laughing at you.]

I suspect this might be some lucky woman's day.

No, no. It would be a lucky woman's day if she were handcuffed to me. Instead I'm handcuffed to Captain Hammer!

No, see, this is why men will never get women. Two handsome twins in one bed? It's a God-given miracle.

Sweetheart. I am a very, very pretty man but there is no one that pretty.

I'll be the judge of that.

How much do I have to pay to get some shirtless twin action happening here? I'm sure it'll boost your book sales too.

Since I sleep shirtless, you don't have to pay anything. You'll have to talk to Hammer about the other one. Just keep the pictures private. I've got a daughter to think about.

I will. Besides, I can't get to my Facebook from here so you're lucky anyway.

[Dear God with a little prodding I can see him actually posing for these]

That does help the whole privacy issue.

[Sad part is Angela is all for the prodding.]'

But what about my entertainment issue? What if I get bored with just shirtless pictures of you and Hammertime?

Sorry, I'm not starting up a porn studio. Although the idea isn't a bad one.

Everybody's out to ruin my fun in this place.

Now, now. I didn't say I'd ruin your fun. I'd be happy to be a silent partner if you want to pursue this idea. I'd even observe. For partner reasons of course.

Oh, I see. You want to watch but not actually put in any work. You know what they say about a free lunch, Castle?

I am a writer and therefore a slacker by nature. However, I might be willing to put in some work depending greatly upon what sort of work you intend to put in.

I'm an artist. I draw naked people. That's the work I put in.

Well, I might date one or two of them, but that's strictly an unofficial perk of the job.

[You hear this voice? You hear how it sounds really similar to Castle's? Yeah. It's not. :|] You might suspect that, yes, but, then again, suspecting isn't always accurate.

I'm spot on accurate here. If you're selling tickets to the show, I'm buying.

[It might not be but hey, like she can tell the difference.]

Castle or the could be appropriately named Hammer?

Ah, you were referring to- well, more Kara's angle, then. I see.

I would be Hammer, and yes, that's quite an appropriate nickname. And who is the lovely lady at the end of this enchanting voice?

That's what all the guys say.

Angela.

I shall try to be more original, then.

A pleasure. Perhaps we can meet in person one day, perhaps today, in fact! Assuming Castle doesn't mind, of course.

I don't know. Even if he does mind, two outvoting him means he can't mind too much.

This is true! I like the way you think, Angela.

I like the way I think.

We've only just met and we've already found so much in common with each other!

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