Fourth Draft [Accidental Video/Action] Something about this isn't right...

[cuffmeonce]

[The video clicks on showing a slowly waking Rick Castle. He grumbles, shifts a little and attempts to turn over. That is when he discovers he's handcuffed. Okay, well this isn't an entirely unfamiliar scenario to him. After all, Beckett is prone to handcuffing him to objects in an attempt to keep him where she wants him. He scrubs a hand over his face, sits up a bit and examines the situation. Well...now that's a surprise and something entirely unfamiliar.

He's handcuffed to a person.

A person who isn't a beautiful woman.

In fact, he's handcuffed to someone who looks remarkably like him.

That's right, Rick Castle is handcuffed to Captain Hammer.

Cue some bellowing]

KATE!

What the hell?

Comments

Re: audio;

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart. I am a very, very pretty man but there is no one that pretty.

Re: audio;

[thenormalsquint]

I'll be the judge of that.

How much do I have to pay to get some shirtless twin action happening here? I'm sure it'll boost your book sales too.

Re: audio;

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Since I sleep shirtless, you don't have to pay anything. You'll have to talk to Hammer about the other one. Just keep the pictures private. I've got a daughter to think about.

Re: audio;

[thenormalsquint]

I will. Besides, I can't get to my Facebook from here so you're lucky anyway.

Re: audio;

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

[Dear God with a little prodding I can see him actually posing for these]

That does help the whole privacy issue.

Re: audio;

[thenormalsquint]

[Sad part is Angela is all for the prodding.]'

But what about my entertainment issue? What if I get bored with just shirtless pictures of you and Hammertime?

Re: audio;

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm not starting up a porn studio. Although the idea isn't a bad one.

Re: audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Everybody's out to ruin my fun in this place.

Re: audio;

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Now, now. I didn't say I'd ruin your fun. I'd be happy to be a silent partner if you want to pursue this idea. I'd even observe. For partner reasons of course.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Oh, I see. You want to watch but not actually put in any work. You know what they say about a free lunch, Castle?

Re: audio;

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

I am a writer and therefore a slacker by nature. However, I might be willing to put in some work depending greatly upon what sort of work you intend to put in.

Re: audio;

[thenormalsquint]

I'm an artist. I draw naked people. That's the work I put in.

Well, I might date one or two of them, but that's strictly an unofficial perk of the job.