cuffmeonce: (Great smile)
[The device is a bit tilted, having been abandoned on a counter. A whole pig can be seen laid across the kitchen counter and there's a display of weapons on the counter; a hand axe, a butcher knife, a hand saw and a chain saw. Castle is wearing a plastic apron, plastic gloves and one of those paper hair nets.

Rick picks up the hand axe, takes a couple of practice chops in the air then starts going to town on a pig hip. The device gets a bit spattered with blood.]


No way. That'd take hours. It's going to have to be quicker, cleaner and still quiet.

[He rummages through drawers and comes up with an electric carving knife and a stupid grin]