cuffmeonce: (WTH)
Beckett! Where are you! You know I’m counting on you to save my lily white a—
[Castle looks wildly, dramatically around the area, taking stock and noting that he is not in New York City anymore. He’s got his bullet proof vest on that says writer across the front and a gun in a holster on his belt. The safety is on. The safety is always on because Beckett insists]

This is an interesting turn of events. I—uhm—I’m Rick Castle. You might have heard of me before. I am a best selling novelist. You might even recognize me from the ruggedly handsome photo on the back of my books. I’m also a consultant with the NYPD and my partner…she’s going to be mighty upset when she finds out I’ve been kidnapped…

[He pauses again, considering the situation]

Beckett? If this a prank it’s not a very good one.
Date/Time: 2010-01-07 06:25 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
It never once entered my head that page 157 could compare to you.
Date/Time: 2010-01-07 06:27 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Oh, now you're just getting cheesy.
Date/Time: 2010-01-07 15:00 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
You're lucky to get coherent sentences, usually I revert to caveman/Tarzan-esque speak around gorgeous women.
Date/Time: 2010-01-07 16:34 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Might be a nice change for me, actually.
Date/Time: 2010-01-07 23:52 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
If I was the caveman or the coherent sentences?
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 02:46 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Monosyllabic's a good look for some guys.
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 04:53 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
Me Harry, like Kate.
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 20:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
Ooh, please tell me you have a loincloth.
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 21:24 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
Well, if you're that excited about it...
Date/Time: 2010-01-11 03:00 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com
You kidding? Lemme get my camera, have a little blackmail material for future security.
Date/Time: 2010-01-11 03:54 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
And now I am utterly crushed.