First Draft [Action/Video] It was a cold and dark night...

[cuffmeonce]

Beckett! Where are you! You know I’m counting on you to save my lily white a—
[Castle looks wildly, dramatically around the area, taking stock and noting that he is not in New York City anymore. He’s got his bullet proof vest on that says writer across the front and a gun in a holster on his belt. The safety is on. The safety is always on because Beckett insists]

This is an interesting turn of events. I—uhm—I’m Rick Castle. You might have heard of me before. I am a best selling novelist. You might even recognize me from the ruggedly handsome photo on the back of my books. I’m also a consultant with the NYPD and my partner…she’s going to be mighty upset when she finds out I’ve been kidnapped…

[He pauses again, considering the situation]

Beckett? If this a prank it’s not a very good one.

Comments

Re: [Voice]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

I read those sparkly vampire books too, to make sure that I knew what I was talking about when I said they sucked. Doesn't make much difference.

Oh gosh you caught me, Castle. He saves the self-inserted Beckett-shaped damsel every time, too.

Re: [Voice]

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

Just when I thought your taste...Kate...I've lost all faith in you.

I knew it!

Re: [Voice]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

My taste is just fine, thank you. Took me a weekend to read them, it was sad.

You're just so discerning.

Re: [Voice]

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

You read faster than the average person.

I know right?

[Voice]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Tell me more things I know.

Sarcasm, Castle. Sar. Casm.

Re: [Voice]

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

If you insist. It's sexy as hell. Even if you are reading about Vampires that sparkle.

How I choose to take your words is entirely up to me.

[Voice]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

You want endless and agonizing pain, don't you? That's what this is.

Yeah, it's too bad you're delusional.

Re: [Voice]

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

I do believe that's the definition of a masochist.


You say delusional. I say optimistically realistic.

[Voice]

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Seriously, when I see you, you are so getting it.

Hey, change the name but the reality's still the same.

Re: [Voice]

[cuffmeonce.livejournal.com]

I am giddy with anticipation.

I prefer my imagined reality thank you very much.