cuffmeonce: (WTH)
Beckett! Where are you! You know I’m counting on you to save my lily white a—
[Castle looks wildly, dramatically around the area, taking stock and noting that he is not in New York City anymore. He’s got his bullet proof vest on that says writer across the front and a gun in a holster on his belt. The safety is on. The safety is always on because Beckett insists]

This is an interesting turn of events. I—uhm—I’m Rick Castle. You might have heard of me before. I am a best selling novelist. You might even recognize me from the ruggedly handsome photo on the back of my books. I’m also a consultant with the NYPD and my partner…she’s going to be mighty upset when she finds out I’ve been kidnapped…

[He pauses again, considering the situation]

Beckett? If this a prank it’s not a very good one.
Date/Time: 2010-01-05 20:45 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - blimey)
It ain't exactly kidnappin'...well it is, but it's 'appened to all of us 'ere.
Date/Time: 2010-01-05 22:38 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
And no one has notified the authorities? Surely at least some of us are being missed at home.
Date/Time: 2010-01-05 22:44 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - it's the basics)
There ain't any way of contactin' 'ome! An' there ain't really any authorities 'ere either. 'xcept for the deities, an' they're the ones who brought us 'ere in the first place.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:15 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
What do you mean there's no way of contacting home? And how is everything not in chaos?
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:17 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - wondering)
There just ain't, not that anyone knows of at least. An' I don' know, it's strange...does get a bit crazy when there's a curse on, though. Least you didn't arrive durin' one of those.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:19 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Curse?

Has everyone hit their head today? Me included.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:21 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - so strange)
No, we 'aven't, an' you neither. S'just this place, it's right strange, even after ya get used to it.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:23 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Not terribly comforting I have to say.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:24 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - it's the basics)
Yeah, I know...sorry. 'as someone given you a guide at least?
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 00:43 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Guide? No I did not get a guide.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 09:21 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - blimey)
Alright, jus' give me a minute...'m sure I can get it to work.

[and there's actually several minutes where she's pressing buttons all over the device to try and send him the guide, finally managing to transfer a link to this to him.]
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 18:11 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Thanks. I'll take a look at it.
Date/Time: 2010-01-06 22:38 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] freckleddoll
freckleddoll: (Freckles - pleased to meet ya)
Yer welcome. Good luck settlin' in.