cuffmeonce: (WTH)
Beckett! Where are you! You know I’m counting on you to save my lily white a—
[Castle looks wildly, dramatically around the area, taking stock and noting that he is not in New York City anymore. He’s got his bullet proof vest on that says writer across the front and a gun in a holster on his belt. The safety is on. The safety is always on because Beckett insists]

This is an interesting turn of events. I—uhm—I’m Rick Castle. You might have heard of me before. I am a best selling novelist. You might even recognize me from the ruggedly handsome photo on the back of my books. I’m also a consultant with the NYPD and my partner…she’s going to be mighty upset when she finds out I’ve been kidnapped…

[He pauses again, considering the situation]

Beckett? If this a prank it’s not a very good one.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 02:32 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
So does Jessica Fletcher. Doesn't mean she isn't one.

They don't know I'm gone. You go back home the exact moment you left. There are a lot less people here trying to kill me though.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 02:36 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Now you're just giving me the creeps.


Yeah, I heard about that. Doesn't mean I don't miss my little girl.

That's a bonus.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 03:43 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
I'm a wizard, that's how I roll.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I can't imagine how hard it would be to be separated from your kid like that.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 04:40 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Must make you popular.

Yeah at the same time, I feel like worst father of the year because I'm glad she's not here. Especially with some of the things I've been reading about this place.

So what kind of work is there for a wizard?
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 04:43 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
You'd think so, but people tend to be put off by it. That is if they don't write me off as crazy for saying I'm a wizard.

No, that I can understand. This place can be horrible. I think the fact that you're glad your daughter won't have to go through those things is a good thing.

I consult with the police force and run a small magic shop. I also make a lot of pancakes.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 05:10 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
See, I understand that. If I weren't here I might feel the same way.

She's a sweet kid. If she's not missing me or needing me, I'd rather her be safe.

Yeah? I'm going to try and get on the police force consulting. It's part of what I did at home. Pancakes? And magic shops? I guess if there are wizards then there have to be magic shops.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 05:18 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
Granted, for the people that know magic is real, they generally give me a wide berth.

I just have a cat back home that's probably glad I stopped taking up so much space.

My roommates really like pancakes. Mostly the magic shop thing is an excuse to sit around and read all day while calling it work.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 05:38 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Good at what you do then.

I guess that works in your favor then.

Alright then and there's nothing wrong with a job that lets you do that. What do you read?
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 05:43 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
I'm okay at what I do. I'm good at doing crazy stuff everyone else is too smart to do and making it work.

It does.

Either books about magic or mystery novels. Especially old school noir stuff.
Date/Time: 2010-01-08 06:26 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Sometimes that's all it really takes.

I like the old mystery novels too. Not as much about the magic but I like sci fi and things like that.
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 00:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
And then you get to be that guy that rode a zombie T-Rex. Which makes for a pretty sweet t-shirt.

When I say books about magic I mean more like what people would consider textbooks.
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 01:19 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cuffmeonce.livejournal.com
Zombie T-Rex? Sounds very very cool


Ah now those might be more interesting
Date/Time: 2010-01-09 04:52 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] dresden4hire.livejournal.com
It was, she totally kicked the ass of all the other zombies.

If you want to have a look at some things like that, you can come by my shop sometime.