Fourth Draft [Accidental Video/Action] Something about this isn't right...

[cuffmeonce]

[The video clicks on showing a slowly waking Rick Castle. He grumbles, shifts a little and attempts to turn over. That is when he discovers he's handcuffed. Okay, well this isn't an entirely unfamiliar scenario to him. After all, Beckett is prone to handcuffing him to objects in an attempt to keep him where she wants him. He scrubs a hand over his face, sits up a bit and examines the situation. Well...now that's a surprise and something entirely unfamiliar.

He's handcuffed to a person.

A person who isn't a beautiful woman.

In fact, he's handcuffed to someone who looks remarkably like him.

That's right, Rick Castle is handcuffed to Captain Hammer.

Cue some bellowing]

KATE!

What the hell?

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose that you made good on your promise, did you?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

I didn't! But I think Laszlo likes me, or at least tolerates me, so maybe he made this happen.

Either way, it's awesome.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Laszlo? I don't believe I know him.

Ah-hah. So I suppose that we have to wait until midnight, then.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

He's one of the deities.

Looks like it.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You are- friends with one of the deities.

Excellent. [Said in a way that it is clear that is is not excellent.] We shall have to figure out how to manage, then.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Ummm, sorta. He'd probably say he doesn't find me too bothersome or something.

I bet taking your shirts off would help.

1/2

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He will be- processing that for a while] I. I see.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah-hah. That may well happen during the course of the day. We have to dress, after all.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Pictures pretty please?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, I seem to be lacking a camera in here, but if Castle doesn't object to it, perhaps we could find a willing, beautiful blonde photographer to stop on by?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

I know where you could find one!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Do you? Well, if you could tell her to stop by, I'm sure Castle and I won't have a problem with a few snapshots.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Will do!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I look forward to it.