Fourth Draft [Accidental Video/Action] Something about this isn't right...

[cuffmeonce]

[The video clicks on showing a slowly waking Rick Castle. He grumbles, shifts a little and attempts to turn over. That is when he discovers he's handcuffed. Okay, well this isn't an entirely unfamiliar scenario to him. After all, Beckett is prone to handcuffing him to objects in an attempt to keep him where she wants him. He scrubs a hand over his face, sits up a bit and examines the situation. Well...now that's a surprise and something entirely unfamiliar.

He's handcuffed to a person.

A person who isn't a beautiful woman.

In fact, he's handcuffed to someone who looks remarkably like him.

That's right, Rick Castle is handcuffed to Captain Hammer.

Cue some bellowing]

KATE!

What the hell?

Comments

/SCREAAAM /HAS NIGHTMARES FOREVER

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Castle and I appear to be under the influence of a curse.

unnffff <3

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... Too bad there isn't room for one more.

unf=/=fun. NO UNF FOR YOU!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I do not believe that would be helpful for going about our days.

;__;

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No but it would be fun.

SOB THAT FACE MAKES HAMMER SO UNHAPPY.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I think you need to redefine 'fun'. These handcuffs are quite the problem, I doubt it would be.

BUT IT'S SO KAWAII DESU

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[too late, he's thinking of being handcuffed inbetween the two of them]

/PUNCHES FOREVER

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[sob forEVER why?] And it makes everything more difficult. [Said very loudly]

Oh bb, harder.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

You're such a tease.

THAT ICON. D8

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I am not! I would never lead someone on like that, it- it's not in my personality, you see. Nor will it be in my genitals.

8D

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I never said it was a bad thing.

I can only imagine the front. :|

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You didn't. I do.

>_____>

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[he is pouting]

You think it too!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[he is victorious! But not that you can see it]